Those of you who know me know I have a huge curiosity of
other cultures. In my quest for global understanding and equal opportunity, this
week I am focusing on the beauty of Brazilians. Until this point, I only
appreciated them for the fantastic men they produce.
A Brazilian Blowout is a super awesome hair treatment that
coats your hair in a keratin formula to completely rid it of frizz and is
sealed with heat from a straightener so it’s silky smooth. It is applied like
hair color and smells like a weird pastry as it processes. I recently had this
done on my hair and it has never been more manageable or luxurious. Before the
blowout I had what is professionally termed as “borderline ethnic hair,” or
what I call “straight up nappy head.” It literally cut my styling time to 20% of
what it was and I would pay double for this based strictly on results. (and
that’s saying a lot because y’all know I’m frugal.)
Along the same lines, have you ever had a Brazilian wax done?
It’s like a bikini wax on steroids. Those of you who have been there are
cringing and those who have yet to go should be.
If you’ve never had hair ripped from your innermost ladyparts,
let me recap the highlights for you:
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You’re naked from the waist down.
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Yes, it hurts as bad as you think.
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It’s a good idea to practice your yoga poses
before you go.
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They really do get all up in your mix. I mean really.
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You will feel like a bad ass afterwards. (if you
can get that done, what can’t you
do?!)
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My favorite part was when I was told to “get on
all fours with your head near the table and spread ‘em.” For a second I was
really offended since she hadn’t even bought me a drink, then I remembered
where I was.
The beauty of it all
is that it really does last weeks and you get a healthy dose of humility when
you’re on that table. It’s kind of like the gyno without funny socks and
stirrups. Oh, and they’re smearing purple wax all over your business and ripping it off.
After all was said and done, I walked a little straighter
out of that building. Maybe it was my fabulous hair or lack thereof. Either way, I think I’m at least half
Brazilian now.
Moral of the story: Once you go Brazilian, you never go
back.
P.S. Special shout outs to Tricia Wachsmann (www.Triciahair.com) and the European Wax
Center in Allen, TX for jobs well done!
You just became all that much cooler in my book hun! ;D I appreciate your candor and sense of humor in matters of such, intimate nature.
ReplyDeleteYou are a refreshing change from the normal blogosphere drivel. ;D